i'm going to buy donuts!!!!
i'm going to buy donuts!!!!
- deltacephei started following you
Hey buddy. =>:]
What brings you around these wicked parts???
i did have something meaningful to say in response to this but then i decided it was kinda lame, so.
nothing. i guess??? unless boredom is an acceptable answer. >:?
what am i even supposed to say to people i've never seen/talked to before in my life.
«Yeah, but how do I know that was true? Can’t you take pictures or something?»
«I told you, I’m not a human, either.»
«And you can’t really blame me. Would you believe me if I told you something like that?»
i could do that if you give me a couple of minutes, sure.
yeah but you do need to sleep and stuff don't you?
and i would believe that.
«Tell me something robot-y then. I don’t know. Aren’t robots supposed to be the smarter ones?»
«You seem really hellbent on convincing me about this…»
[Maybe he wasn’t a kid from school. But he was definitely crazy or something, in that case.]
i already told you something robot-y.
i have wires connected to my upper back 'cause i gotta recharge and junk. humans don't do that to recharge, right?? don't you have to sleep and eat or something like that???
wait, it's not just humans who do that.
only because you won't believe me!!!!!!! it's stupid and rude.
Hard to describe without anything to compare it to.
that's lame, no one'll tell me what it's like.
«I don’t know. Do something robot-y.»
«Lots of people lie about things. It’s a little hard to believe that you’re something like that when I’m pretty sure the technology for that kind of thing doesn’t even exist yet.»
o...kay? um. it's kinda hard to do 'something robot-y' when you can't see what i'm doing right now.
it does exist though!! if it didn't, then i wouldn't exist- or i probably wouldn't have a bunch of wires connected to my back and i would've been born as a human instead. i think. i don't know much about humans.
and i do exist. as an android. >:1
[Persistent, huh? An admirable trait, for someone who seemed insistent on ruining his day. Ah well. He supposed that he could humor them for a bit.]
«Alright, then. Fine. You’re a robot or whatever. Prove it.>>
[He sighs a bit, feeling stupid that he was even bothering with this when he could be doing something useful, like actually catching up on his homework.]
i AM!! >:( i don't know how i'm supposed to prove that over the internet.
> This is dumb and you don’t understand why this person doesn’t believe you. You honestly have no idea how something like that’s going to be proven, either.
what makes you think i'm lying, anyway?
it's against my programming to lie about a lot of things, i wasn't made that way.
«…This is a joke, right? You’re not being serious…»
[Wow, this is stupid. So stupid. He knew he shouldn’t have fallen for any of that friendly shit. They were probably just some jackass from school, messing around with him like they always did. Stupid.]
«Look, you don’t have to lie. I already know what you’re doing. It’s okay.»
> What is even going on here.
what do you mean? i'm not doing anything and i'm not lying about anything either...